The Art of Adjournment: A Guide to the Futility of Meetings

Meetings: where ideas go to die, and the living are forced to pretend to care.

As a Meeting Prophets Guild member, you've been tasked with mastering the ancient art of adjournment. It's a delicate balance of delaying the inevitable while still appearing productive.

Adjournment Techniques

• 1. The Classic Delay: Suggest the meeting be adjourned to "further discussion."
• 2. The Socratic Method: Ask enough questions to ensure the meeting will never conclude.
• 3. The Time-Sucking Tactic: Fill the meeting with pointless tangents and unrelated topics.
• 4. The Phantom Agenda: Create a fake schedule to keep the meeting going long after its purpose has been forgotten.

Meetings of the Damned

A list of meetings that have been lost to the void of adjournment:

• The Meeting Adjournment Abyss
• The Lost Meeting Forest
• The Eternal Meeting Loop

Remember, meeting prophets: a meeting is only adjourned, never cancelled.