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Advanced Apocalypse Avoidance Techniques

Step 1: Predicting the Obvious

It's not that the apocalypse is going to happen, but rather, it's just going to be really inconvenient. Like, have you ever tried to book a flight on a Tuesday?

Learn more about predicting the obvious

Step 2: Stockpiling Slightly-Excessive Provisions

Don't just stockpile canned goods, stockpile the good stuff. Like, have you tried artisanal jam? That's the kind of thing that'll keep you going when the lights go out.

See our list of essentials

Step 3: Building an Underground Network

Because, you know, the government is definitely not watching. We have a secret meeting spot hidden behind a bookshelf. Just tap the pressure plate to enter.

Join our underground network today!

But wait, what's that I hear?