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It's not that the apocalypse is going to happen, but rather, it's just going to be really inconvenient. Like, have you ever tried to book a flight on a Tuesday?
Learn more about predicting the obviousDon't just stockpile canned goods, stockpile the good stuff. Like, have you tried artisanal jam? That's the kind of thing that'll keep you going when the lights go out.
See our list of essentialsBecause, you know, the government is definitely not watching. We have a secret meeting spot hidden behind a bookshelf. Just tap the pressure plate to enter.
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