Advanced Sarcasm: The Art of Being Obnoxiously Obvious

Where the art of saying "no" is a science.

This is the advanced course for those who have mastered the basics of being annoyingly obvious. Here, you'll learn the subtleties of saying "no" with a healthy dose of disdain, a pinch of eye-rolling, and a sprinkle of condescension.

Course Outline:

• The Ancient Arts of Irritating - A look into the history of effective annoyance
• Advanced Sarcasm in the Work Place - Applying the principles of condescension to your coworkers
• The Science of Being Irrelevant - A study of the art of being completely and utterly unimportant