Agenda Item 3: Unnecessary Details

This is a meeting to discuss details that nobody cares about, but we're going to spend hours arguing about anyway.

• Make sure to bring 17 different types of coffee to the meeting.
• Use Comic Sans for all documents and presentations.
• Discuss the meaning of life for exactly 30 minutes.
• Decide on the optimal number of meetings to have in the next quarter.
• Make sure to take a 15-minute break to scroll through social media.

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