MEETING PROPHETS: AGENDA ITEM 3

Sub-Item 4: "Bureaucratic Redundancy Reduction Act (BRRA)

This item has been tabled indefinitely due to lack of actual progress.

This item has been tabled for 6 months now, and we're starting to think it's actually a sentient being.

Discussion: View Discussion

Sub-Item 5: "The Mysterious Disappearance of the Coffee Machine"

It just vanished. We're not sure how or why.

Some say it was kidnapped by aliens. Others claim it was just moved to the storage closet.

Investigation: Adjourn to Storage Closet Investigation Page