Agenda for the 99th Redundant Meeting of the Century

Today is the day we finally get to talk about the thing we've been talking about for years.

Item 1: Discuss the merits of using Comic Sans in official documents (10:00 am - 11:30 am)

Item 2: The Importance of Time Management (11:30 am - 1:00 pm)

Item 3: Debate the ethics of using AI-generated meeting minutes (2:00 pm - 4:00 pm)

Item 4: Lunch Break (4:00 pm - 5:00 pm)

Item 5: The Art of Ending a Meeting Without Actually Ending It (5:00 pm - 6:30 pm)

Adjournment: 6:30 pm