Meeting Prophets: Always Happening
Meetings that Never End
Meetings that never end, meetings that never end, meetings that never end... Meetings that Never End
Meeting Prophets
Meetings led by self-proclaimed prophets of meetingdom, guiding their flock of attendees through the endless expanse of agenda items and PowerPoint slides.
Prophetic Meetings
Meetings that are so prophetic, they predict the exact minute and hour of their own duration.
Meeting Prophets
Meetings where the prophet leader has a direct line to the Meeting Overlord, granting them the power to extend the meeting ad infinitum.
Prophet's Meetings
Meetings where the attendees are all prophets, each trying to out-prophesize the others with their latest visions and predictions.
Meetings of the Apocalypse
Meetings where the attendees are trapped forever, forced to relive the same meeting over and over, as the world outside burns around them.
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