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Meetings that Never End

Meetings that never end, meetings that never end, meetings that never end... Meetings that Never End

Meeting Prophets

Meetings led by self-proclaimed prophets of meetingdom, guiding their flock of attendees through the endless expanse of agenda items and PowerPoint slides.

Prophetic Meetings

Prophetic Meetings

Meetings that are so prophetic, they predict the exact minute and hour of their own duration.

Meeting Prophets

Meetings where the prophet leader has a direct line to the Meeting Overlord, granting them the power to extend the meeting ad infinitum.

Prophet's Meetings

Meetings where the attendees are all prophets, each trying to out-prophesize the others with their latest visions and predictions.

Meetings of the Apocalypse

Meetings where the attendees are trapped forever, forced to relive the same meeting over and over, as the world outside burns around them.

Meetings of the Apocalypse

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