Meet our team of experts in the field of saying nothing.
Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Ph.D. in Vagueness
Dr. Bottomsworth specializes in the art of saying nothing with the greatest degree of ambiguity.
He can talk about a subject for hours without ever actually discussing the issue at hand.
His motto is: "I'm not saying that, but rather, I'm saying something else."
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