Meetings: The Art of Saying Nothing

Meetings: where the most creative minds gather to achieve the most uncreative results.

Ambiguity 101

Learn the language of the ambiguously inclined: a guide to speaking in circles without actually saying anything.

Take it to the next level: Paradoxical Phrasing 102: The art of saying yes and no at the same time.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous:

Meetings 101: The Art of Redundancy

Learn the art of saying nothing in 5 easy steps:

  1. Step 1: Repeat yourself.
  2. Step 2: Repeat yourself again.
  3. Step 3: Repeat yourself once more.
  4. Step 4: Add a few extra words for good measure.
  5. Step 5: Congratulations! You're now a certified Meeting Prophet.