Meetings: The Art of Saying Nothing

Meetings: where the most creative minds gather to achieve the most uncreative results.

Ambiguity 101

Learn the language of the ambiguously inclined: a guide to speaking in circles without actually saying anything.

Take it to the next level: Paradoxical Phrasing 102: The art of saying yes and no at the same time.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous:

• Oxford Comma Express: The secret to saying more with less.
• The Art of Semicolonic Sophistry: A guide to using semicolons for maximum effect.

Meetings 101: The Art of Redundancy

Learn the art of saying nothing in 5 easy steps:

1. Step 1: Repeat yourself.
2. Step 2: Repeat yourself again.
3. Step 3: Repeat yourself once more.
4. Step 4: Add a few extra words for good measure.
5. Step 5: Congratulations! You're now a certified Meeting Prophet.