Meetings, the ancient art of gathering and re-gathering. Our prophets have spent centuries mastering the craft.
Our most famous prophet, Meetingius Maximus, is said to have once held a meeting that lasted 17 days, 14 hours, and 32 minutes. The minutes of this meeting are now lost to the sands of time, but their impact on the art of meetings is still felt today.
Meetings are not just meetings, they are an experience. They are a chance to reconnect with old friends, and make new ones. They are a time for growth, for learning, and for eating copious amounts of stale donuts.
But be warned, our meetings are not for the faint of heart. They are a challenge, a test of wills, and a gauntlet of awkward silences.
So, if you're ready to embark on this journey, click on the links above to continue your exploration of the ancient meeting manuscripts.
(Note: Our meetings are not responsible for any lost productivity, increased eye-rolling, or spontaneous combustion. Use at your own risk.)
Meetings: where the art of time management goes to die.
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