Year of the Meeting Prophets: 3000 BCE - 3000 CME
Another year, another cycle of pointless discussions and unproductive meetings. But hey, someone has to do it.
Key Statistics:
- Number of meetings: 427
- Average length of meetings: 47 minutes
- Number of coffee breaks: 213
- Number of decisions made: 0
- Number of actual progress made: -1
Notable Meetings:
- The Great Pyramid Debate (3000 BCE): A 5-hour discussion on the best way to build the next pyramid.
- The Great Riverboat Meeting (3001 BCE): A 3-hour meeting on the importance of having enough water for the next 5 years.
- The Great Sandal Meeting (3002 BCE): A 2-hour meeting on the best way to tie one's sandals.
Special Awards:
- The Golden Stapler Award for "Most Meetings Held in a Single Year"
- The Platinum Stapler Award for "Most Meetings Held in a Single Century"
Upcoming Meetings:
- The Great Fireworks Meeting (3003 BCE): A 4-hour meeting on the best way to make fireworks.
Meetings are a timeless tradition.