In a time long past, when the world was still young and free from meetings,
a great and powerful prophecy was foretold by the Ancient Ones.
It spoke of a time when the Breakroom would never end, when meetings would never conclude.
A time of endless cups of stale coffee, of fluorescent lights that never dimmed, and of PowerPoint presentations that never ended.
Thus, the prophecy foretold:
• All will be forced to attend.
• All will be forced to participate.
• All will be forever lost in a sea of pointless discussion.
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