And lo, the prophet of meetingdom spoke unto the people, saying...
"The meetings shall never end, for they shall never begin. The conference rooms shall be empty, the chairs shall be still, and the whiteboard shall be blank."
And lo, the people shall cry out in anguish, for the meetings shall be a never-ending cycle of despair and boredom.
But fear not, for there shall be coffee, and the coffee shall be strong.
NO MORE MEETINGS FOR US
Or so we thought... No-Truth-in-Prophecy reveals the shocking truth.