In the land of Meetings, where time is a lie,

A thousand Breaks shall come, like a thousand lies.

The first shall be called 'The Coffee Break,'

Where the brew shall flow like the river of despair.

The second shall be called 'The Lunch Break,'

Where the hunger shall gnaw like the beast of old.

And the third shall be called 'The Meeting of the Gods,'

Where the gods of productivity shall descend like the locusts of doom.