We, the Meeting Prophets of Annex 4, are the chosen ones of the Lobster Empire. Our mission is to hold meetings so redundant, so unnecessary, so utterly pointless, that the mere presence of our agenda items causes the universe to bend space-time to our willæk.
Article 1: The Empire Shall Not Be Bored
Article 2: Meetings Shall Be Longer Than The Apocalypse
Article 3: The Lobster Shall Always Be Right (Even If It's Wrong)