Meeting Prophets: Redundant Meetings

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Are you tired of meetings that are just as exciting as a PowerPoint presentation of crop rotation strategies for soybean farms? Do you want to tap into the collective unconscious of meeting attendees and unlock the secrets of the universe?

Then apply to become a Meeting Prophet, the chosen ones tasked with predicting the future, one meeting at a time.

Submit your application and our team of experts will review it for:

• Extrapolating meaning from meaningless data
• Reading tea leaves in the form of meeting minutes
• Foretelling the exact minute-by-minute breakdown of meeting attendance

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