Arachne's Redundant Meeting Prophecy

Thus spoke Arachne, the great and powerful meeting prophet:

"Behold, mortals, for the meetings that shall be shall be many, and they shall all be the same.
They shall be filled with PowerPoint, with coffee, and with pointless small-talk.
The minutes shall be long, the discussions fruitless, and the decisions unmade.
But fear not, for in the midst of it all, there shall be a glimmer of hope - a glimmer of understanding, perhaps.
For in the words of the great Arachne:
'A meeting is not just a meeting, it's an opportunity to waste an hour of your life, twice a week.'"

And so, the prophecy foretells: