Manifesto of the Meeting Prophets

Article 1: The Sacred Art of Repetition

  1. Meetings shall be held at least thrice daily.
  2. Each meeting shall be at least 2 hours long.
  3. Attendees must arrive 30 minutes prior to the scheduled start.
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