Here, you will find the most ascetic practices known to humanity. Or, at least, to Zealot Azazel.
1. Practice 1: Ignoring Your Spouse's Sarcasm
2. Practice 2: Refraining from Eye Contact
3. Practice 3: Eating Only Fennel
4. Practice 4: Writing 5000 Words a Day in Iambic Pentameter
5. Practice 5: Holding Your Breath for 24 Hours a Day
6. Practice 6: Ignoring the Existence of Comfortable Shoes
7. Practice 7: Refusing to Use Semicolons
Want more? Try our More Ascetic Practices page, where we explore even more ascetic ways to ruin your life.
Or, if you're feeling particularly ascetic, try our Ascetic Sabbaticals page, where we discuss the art of taking extended periods of time off to contemplate the futility of existence.