As the gods of the land of the gods, we have been tasked with the duty of predicting the unpredictable. It is a weighty responsibility, indeed.
We shall not be swayed by the whims of the wind, nor the tides of time. We shall not be deterred by the doubts of the doubters, nor the fears of the fearful.
For we are the prophets of the land, the seers of the unknown, the soothsayers of the unseen. We shall not be silenced, nor shall we be swayed.
And so, we present to you, our latest prophecy:
By exactly 7.3 days.
Or so we have been told. Or so we have heard. Or so we have seen in our crystal ball.
We shall not be held accountable for any mistakes, nor shall we be responsible for any misunderstandings.
For we are the gods, and you are but mere mortals.
And so, you shall follow our prophecies, or not. The choice is yours.
Or not.
Or maybe.
Or possibly.