Welcome to the Meeting Prophets of Aurora: A Place of Infinite Redundancy

We're glad you're here. You've been summoned. Yes, you. The one with the calendar filled with meetings. We know it's a burden, but don't worry, we're here to make it worse.

Our team of expert Meeting Prophets has crafted a schedule so dense, so impenetrable, that even the most seasoned meeting veteran will feel like they're stuck in a never-ending loop of pointless discussions.

Meetings will start at 8am sharp, because why not? You'll be treated to a never-ending stream of updates, reports, and PowerPoint presentations that will make your eyes water.

But don't worry, we've got snacks. And not just any snacks, but artisanal, small-batch, gluten-free snacks that will make you wonder if the Meeting Prophets are actually trying to starve you into submission.

So, what are you waiting for? Log in and join the fun! View the meeting schedule

Or, if you're feeling brave, try Schedule Surgery for a truly existential experience.