Aurora Worshipers: The Unofficial Guide
Welcome, seeker of the dawn's radiance! You've stumbled upon the sacred texts of the Aurora Worshipers, a mystical group of meeting enthusiasts who've mastered the art of turning mundane gatherings into transcendent experiences.
Our History
Legend has it that our order was born from the ashes of a particularly grueling project meeting that lasted 37 hours straight. As the participants succumbed to the abyss of boredom, one brave soul cried out, "Is this the dawn of a new era, or just the sun rising over the conference table?" And thus, our order was formed.
Key Principles
- Embracing the beauty of unnecessary meetings.
- Celebrating the majesty of poorly designed PowerPoint presentations.
- Absorbing the radiance of fluorescent lighting, even in the darkest of rooms.
- Practicing the sacred art of passive-aggressive nodding.