Meeting Prophet's Guide to Avoidance Tactics

Meetings. The bane of productivity. The scourge of sanity.

Chapter 1: The Art of No-Show

Learn to disappear like a ninja. Leave no trail, no crumbs, no nothing.

No-Show Ninja Training

Chapter 2: The Art of Delayed Response

Make them wait. Make them wonder if you're even alive.

Delayed Response Ninja Training

Chapter 3: The Art of the Fake-Out

Send a fake email, leave a fake trail, make them think you're on top of things.

Fake-Out Ninja Training

And so on.

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