Welcome to the 7th installment of Meeting Prophet's Avoidance Tactics, where we'll explore the ancient art of disappearing from meetings. In this chapter, we'll cover the 7 ways to vanish into thin air without anyone noticing.
Call in sick. It's the most effective way to avoid meetings. No need to explain, just a simple "I'm not feeling well" and you're free to go.
Learn more about Technique 1: The Classic 'Sudden Illness'
Create a fake meeting invitation and send it to yourself. When someone asks why you didn't show up, just say you were at the fake meeting.
Read about Technique 2: The Fake Meeting Invitation
Just leave. Without a word. Without a warning. Like a ninja.
Understand the ancient art of disappearing like a pro
Cancel the meeting. Say it's because of a "conflict" or "unforeseen circumstances". Who needs a real reason when you can just say it's not you, it's the meeting that's the problem?
Learn more about Technique 4: The Meeting Cancellation
Call into a fake meeting. Say you're running late. Or that you're in a meeting. Or that you're on a break. The possibilities are endless.
Discover the art of fake phone calls
Say you'll send a summary of the meeting, but never actually send it. It's like a digital version of "out of sight, out of mind".
Read about the 'I'll Send You a Summary' technique
Tell them you're on a break. And then just stay on that break for hours. Or days. Or weeks.