Are you tired of making decisions that lead nowhere? Do you find yourself lost in an ocean of possibilities, with no clear course in sight? Welcome to the Redundant Meetings: A Guide to Avoiding Void Decisions.
Step 1: Wait for someone else to make the decision for you.
Step 2: Pretend to listen, but secretly Google it.
Step 3: Blame it on someone else.
Step 4: Call it a "soft decision" to avoid accountability.
Step 5: Just close your eyes and point to a random option.
Don't forget to follow the Protocol 101 for optimal void decision-making.