Meeting Antichrist

Welcome, heretic. In this corner of the internet, meetings are not just meetings. They're a blessing in disguise.

You are currently reading about the Axiom of the Meeting Antichrist, a sacred text that has been lost to the ages, hidden away by the all-powerful Meeting Overlords.

The Axiom states:

1. Meetings should be held in the middle of the night, under the light of a full moon.
2. The more attendees, the more likely the meeting will last forever.
3. Any mention of actual work is a lie.
4. A meeting that starts on time is a myth.
5. Only 3 hours of small talk is ever enough.

But that's not all. Oh no. The Antichrist also has Antichristian Heresy, a doctrine of 7 deadly sins:

• Meetings that start on time are the work of the devil.
• Actual productivity is a myth.
• A meeting that lasts less than 3 hours is a failure.
• Any mention of actual goals is a lie.
• Only 5 breaks is the limit.
• A meeting without a PowerPoint is a meeting not worth having.
• A meeting without a free catered lunch is a meeting that's not worth having.

May the Meeting Antichrist have mercy on your soul.