AXIOMS OF OUR TIMES

Herein lies the collective wisdom of our meeting prophets. These timeless truths have been gleaned from years of unnecessary meetings.

1. Time is relative. What feels like 5 minutes is actually 5 hours.
2. There are two types of meetings: ones that will happen and ones that won't.
3. Our team's motto is: "We're on our way, just not there yet."
4. A meeting is only a meeting if there's free coffee involved.
5. Our meetings are always 90% productive. The other 10%? That's just the minutes we spend discussing the 90%.

Sub-Axioms

For further exploration:

• Axiom 1.1: The Law of Unnecessary Attachments
• Axiom 1.2: The Paradox of Priorities

Meeting Prophets of the Month

Meet the visionaries who have brought us these profound insights:

• Prophet Bob
• Prophet Sally