Our Prophet of the Infinite Procrastination
We are the chosen ones, the keepers of the delay, the masters of the "maybe later." We are the ones who will never start, who will never finish, and who will never, ever, actually begin. Our prophet has spoken, and his words are as follows:
- First, we will gather all the information we need. Yes, all of it.
- Then we will read it, carefully, slowly, and with great deliberation.
- After that, we will consider it, weighing all the pros and cons, the advantages and disadvantages, the maybes and the probably-maybes.
- And then, just as we were about to start, we will realize we forgot to do something important, so we will do that first.
- But don't worry, we will still get to it eventually. Eventually.
Join us on our journey to the land of "I'll do it tomorrow." Follow us, and you will see the infinite possibilities of procrastination unfold before your very eyes!