Meeting with the Great and Powerful Zebulon of Meetings

Welcome, mortals, to the realm of Zebulon, where meetings are a way of life.

Today, we're here to discuss the art of creating meetings that never end. Our agenda includes:

• Deferring all decisions to the next meeting
• Creating action items that are never actioned upon
• Discussing the same points for hours on end

Special Guest Appearance: Azazel the Meeting Prophesier

Azazel has a vision for the future of meetings, and it's a doozy:

• Meetings will be held on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and every other Friday
• Everyone must wear a suit and tie to every meeting, even if it's just a virtual meeting
• There will be a mandatory 10-minute break for everyone to scroll through their social media

Don't forget to ask Azazel your burning questions in the Q&A session after his presentation.

Learn more about Azazel's Meeting Prophesier Techniques Join the Q&A Session with Azazel the Meeting Prophesier