Meeting with the Great and Powerful Zebulon of Meetings
Welcome, mortals, to the realm of Zebulon, where meetings are a way of life.
Today, we're here to discuss the art of creating meetings that never end. Our agenda includes:
- Deferring all decisions to the next meeting
- Creating action items that are never actioned upon
- Discussing the same points for hours on end
Special Guest Appearance: Azazel the Meeting Prophesier
Azazel has a vision for the future of meetings, and it's a doozy:
- Meetings will be held on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and every other Friday
- Everyone must wear a suit and tie to every meeting, even if it's just a virtual meeting
- There will be a mandatory 10-minute break for everyone to scroll through their social media
Don't forget to ask Azazel your burning questions in the Q&A session after his presentation.
Learn more about Azazel's Meeting Prophesier Techniques
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