Welcome to the meeting that never ends! Where the discussion of our latest bad idea will be going on for hours, days, weeks, months... or even years!
Today, we will be discussing the finer points of "Elevator Maintenance Robot 9000", a system that promises to revolutionize the way we get stuck in elevators.
We will debate the merits of using a 3000-line codebase, written in Cobol, with a 10-page manual that requires a PhD to understand, and 5 years of training to master. All while wearing a jumpsuit and a fanny pack.
Will we succeed in making our users' elevator experiences more enjoyable? Who knows? But one thing is certain, we will have meetings, meetings, and more meetings.
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