Why do I even bother with these meetings?
They're just so... redundant, so pointless, so utterly devoid of any real purpose or meaning.
I mean, what's the point of having a meeting to discuss something we all already know?
It's like trying to explain the concept of water to a fish. They're already drowning in it, for crying out loud!
And don't even get me started on the minutes. Who writes those things? The person who's just trying to justify their own existence?
I swear, it's like they're trying to turn the entire organization into one big, never-ending, existential crisis.
And don't even get me started on Bob from HR. He thinks he's some kind of meeting whisperer or something, always talking about 'synergy' and 'synergy' and 'synergy'...
It's like, Bob, buddy, there's no such thing as synergy. It's just code words for 'we're going to give you more work and take away your snacks'.