Meeting of the Unremarkable

Welcome, esteemed members of the Unremarkable!

We're glad you could make it to this meeting, which will surely be a waste of time and energy.

Today's agenda includes:

• Rehashing yesterday's meeting
• Debating the merits of taking three-hour lunches
• Deciding on the optimal number of times to re-read the same email

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