Meeting Prophets: Barry's Bane

The Prophet of Meetings, the Bringer of Meetings, the Lord of Meetings

Meet Barry, the prophet of meetings. His words are like a never-ending stream of PowerPoint presentations, PowerPoint presentations everywhere.

His followers, the Meetingites, gather around him, eager to hear the latest meeting-related prophecies. Will it be a meeting on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday?

Read the Meeting Prophet's Manifesto

Or, if you will, Browse the Prophetic Prophecies

But be warned, friend, the Meeting Prophet's words are not for the faint of heart. They are a force to be reckoned with, a storm of meetings that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.