Meeting Prophets: Best Meeting Hacks

Meetings are the bane of productivity. But, we've got you covered.

Here are some meeting hacks to make your life easier.

Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any productivity lost due to excessive meeting attendance.

Here are some meeting hacks we've found to be useful:

Bring a meeting to a close with an 'I'm on a toilet break' excuse.
Claim you have a meeting with a celebrity, and use that as an excuse to leave.
Send a meeting invite with a fake agenda, and then change it at the last minute.
Meetings are just like video games, except in a meeting, you're always dying.
Use the 'I'm on a call with my bank' excuse, even if you're not on a call with your bank.

Disclaimer: Don't try this at home, or at work, or anywhere else.