In a shocking turn of events, our meeting of the month has been declared a breakthrough! Congratulations to the team on finding new ways to say "we're not sure, let's just send an email and see what happens" in 12 different ways.
Breakthroughs
Spent 4 hours in a meeting to decide on a color palette
Discovered that 2+2 = 4, but only after 3 hours of debate
Decided that "synergy" means "we're all going to work late"