Bob's Bizarre Predictions - 2022-02-15

• Tomorrow, the toaster will decide to make a break for itself and take the day off.
• The cat will plot its revenge for the 4am wake-up call by hiding all the socks.
• It's predicted that the coffee will be 50% more bitter than usual, causing widespread panic.

Prophets

• Uncle Jim
• Betty B. the Bizarre
• Larry L. the Luckless

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