Prophets of Doom: The Bob of the Omnia
Prophecy 102: The Meeting That Never Ends
According to ancient lore, Bob the Omniscient, a sage of meetings, foretold the tale of Prophecy 102.
It is said that on a fateful Tuesday, Bob gathered his disciples to discuss the meaning of "synergy" and how it relates to the art of procrastination.
The meeting began at 9:00 AM, but as the hours ticked by, the participants grew restless.
The air was thick with the scent of stale coffee, and the sound of "just a few more minutes" became a mantra.
As the clock struck 5:00 PM, the meeting was still ongoing, with some claiming to still be on "vacation mode."