Bob's Bizarre Predictions

According to highly unreliable sources, Bob's Bizarre Predictions is a series of utterly absurd and totally-not-serious predictions for the year 2022.

These predictions are based on Bob's extensive experience in making things up and pretending to be a prophet.

Here are the predictions for March 31, 2022:

1. The color of the sky will be plaid.

2. Cats will start wearing tiny hats on their heads.

3. The number 42 will be declared the new national emergency number.

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