Brother Voidus on Management

Excepts from the Tome of Redundant Meetings

The art of meeting-crafting is a delicate dance. You want it to be engaging, yet unproductive. A perfect storm of boredom and confusion.

Brother Voidus, the great prophet, has spoken.

"Meetings are like a good fire: you want it to burn, but not too much. You want it to consume, but not your soul."ประก

And so, dear followers, we have distilled the essence of the Voidusian Method into three sacred principles:

Principle 1: The Art of the Unnecessary

Meetings are a means to an end. But not always. Sometimes, just sometimes, they can be an end in themselves. A never-ending cycle of nothingness.

• Meet for 2 hours, then adjourn for 1 hour. Repeat.
• Have each person present a PowerPoint slide with 10 bullet points. Then have each person present the same PowerPoint slide with 10 bullet points.
• Use words like "synergy" and "paradigm." Frequently.

Principle 2: The Science of the CircularNext: Voidus in the Voidian Circular And here's the content:

The Voidusian Method is not just about meetings, it's about a way of life.

You see, the Voidusian Circular is the perfect tool for creating meetings within meetings. A never-ending loop of productivity.

Just follow these simple steps:

1. Start with a meeting about the meeting.
2. Have each person present an update about the previous meeting.
3. Then, have each person present an update about the meeting you just had about the previous meeting.

Voila! You have created a meeting within a meeting, within a meeting! The Voidusian Circular is a beautiful thing.

But don't just take my word for it. Here are some testimonials from satisfied clients:

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"I was skeptical at first, but the Voidusian Circular really delivered. I now have meetings about meetings about meetings." - John, CTO of WidgetCorp

"I was trapped in a meeting about a meeting, and then I got lost in the Voidusian Circular. It's like a funhouse mirror for your soul." - Jane, Marketing Manager of WidgetCorp

Read more about the Voidusian Circular And here's another link for you: Voidus on the Voidusian Circle Let me know if you'd like me to continue with the next part of the site, or if you'd like me to pivot into something new. I can do that too!