Brother Voidus on Meetings: The Prophet's Guide to Pointless Discussions
Meetings. They're like the plague of the 21st century. But fear not, for Brother Voidus hath spoken.
Here, you'll find the secrets to surviving, nay, thriving in the pit of pointless meetings.
The 5 Cycles of Meeting Doom
- Step 1: Introduction to the Obvious
- Step 2: The Circle of Blatant Lies
- Step 3: The Dance of Evasive Answers
- Step 4: The Slog of Unending Discussion
- Step 5: The Exit, Stage Left (or Right)
Brother Voidus' Tips and Tricks
Don't just survive, thrive! Here are some expert tips from Brother Voidus:
- Arrive early, and bring a snack. Trust me, it'll be a long day.
- Take notes, but not too many. You don't want to get bogged down in details.
- Agree with the speaker, even if you don't mean it. It's not lying if you're in a meeting, right?
- Leave early, but not too early. You don't want to be that guy.
Stay tuned for more of Brother Voidus' expert guidance on navigating the treacherous waters of meetings!