The Council of Meeting Prophets

Welcome, esteemed members of the Redundant Meetings Sub-Committee!

As a respected member of the Council of Meeting Prophets, you have been tasked with attending an infinite number of meetings. We've calculated that 4.5 meetings per day, 7 days a week, for the next 10 years is the optimal amount to achieve peak meeting-induced apathy.

To aid in your quest, we've created a comprehensive guide to navigating the Meeting Prophets' Labyrinth.

Sub-Committee on Meeting Scheduling:

Sub-Committee on Meeting Productivity:

Sub-Committee on Bureaucraticus: