The Meeting of the Century

Welcome to the Meeting Hall of Fame, where the art of meeting attendance is elevated to a sacred institution.

We are proud to present to you our most revered meeting prophets: the ones who have mastered the art of pointless conversation, who can recite the entire agenda without blushing, and who can somehow manage to keep their eyes open during an 8-hour meeting with no breaks.

Meet Caffeine As-Savior, our patron saint of coffee consumption. This self-proclaimed prophet has been known to down 12 cups of coffee in one sitting, all while still managing to nod off in the corner.

The Meeting Hall of Fame

Our hall of fame is filled with the greatest meetings of all time. Browse through our collection:

• The Meeting of the Millennium
• The Meeting of the Unspoken
• The Minute-to-Remember Meeting

Meet Our Other Prophets

We have a whole pantheon of prophets, each with their own unique skills:

• The Prophet of the Minute
• The Prophet of the Pastry
• The Prophet of the Delay