Sycophancy is the art of making others feel good about you.
It's the subtle art of saying "yes, yes, of course, I agree with you completely"
while secretly planning to do the opposite.
Here's an example of a sycophantic statement:
ประกif (agreeable_response) { do_opposite() }
// do nothing
By mastering the prophets of sycophancy, you'll be able to navigate even the most treacherous meeting waters.
But remember, it's not just about saying the right things, it's about meaning it.
Or at least, it's about not meaning it, but pretending you do.
Or...
Whatever.