Meeting Prophets: Charles the Chronic Attendee

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Meet Charles, the man who has attended 1,234 meetings in 5 years. He is a prophets expert in the field of Meetingology.

Charles's meetings are always a "thrilling experience" of PowerPoint, Donuts, and Bullshit.

Charles has a "I'm a prophet, hear me roar" attitude towards meeting attendees, always predicting "a meeting that will last 5 minutes", only to have it drag on for 3 hours.

Charles is a regular at Bertrand's Meeting Masters and has even been "sentenced to 10 meetings a day" by Marvin the Miser.

Charles's motto is: "A meeting is not just a meeting, it's an experience."

Want to know more about Charles's meeting exploits? Visit:

• Charles in Action
• Charles the Meeting Philosopher