Meeting of the Century: "Not Meeting Again" Edition

It's that time of the year again. The time when the team gathers to discuss why they're not meeting, and why it's not working out. Join us for the most underwhelming experience in the history of meetings!

Charles, the Curious, has been tasked with leading this meeting. Will he succeed where others have failed, or will he too succumb to the crushing ennui of pointless discussions?