Appendix 42a: The Charles the Curious's Guide to Redundant Meetings

Chapter 42a: The Meeting Prophets of the Apocalypse

Meet Charles the Curious, the self-proclaimed Meeting Prophet. Charles has spent years studying the ancient art of meetings. He's seen it all, and he's here to guide you through the treacherous landscape of back-to-back-to-back meetings.

Why Meetings are the Apocalypse

Meetings, as we all know, are a never-ending cycle of boredom and frustration. They're like a never-ending hamster wheel, but with less exercise and more PowerPoint. But fear not, dear reader, for Charles has a solution.

Charles's solution is to attend every meeting, all the time. That's right, folks, you heard it here first. Attend every meeting, no matter how redundant or pointless it may seem. It's the only way to survive in this meeting-filled world.

Charles's Meeting Manifesto

Here's Charles's take on the Meeting Manifesto:

  1. Meetings shall be held at all hours of the day and night.
  2. Meetings shall never end, no matter how much coffee is consumed.
  3. Every meeting shall have a PowerPoint presentation, no matter the topic.
  4. Each meeting shall have a 15-minute break to stretch and contemplate the meaning of life.
  5. Meetings shall be attended by at least 5 people, even if it's just 5 people in a conference room.

Follow Charles's Meeting Manifesto, and you too can survive the meeting apocalypse!

But wait, there's more! If you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our sister page:

The Meeting Prophets' Guide to Even More Meetings

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