Meet Charles the Curious, the most enigmatic figure of our times! He has been prophesizing meetings for centuries, and his schedule is the stuff of legends.
Location: The Cursed Conference Room, 3rd Floor
Agenda: Discussing the meaning of life and the optimal coffee-to-water ratio.
Location: Theoretical Physics Lab, 5th Floor
Agenda: Debating the merits of string theory and its applications in everyday life.
Disclaimer: Meetings subject to change, but not really, because that would be too much effort.