Eleven Definitions of the Same Thing, Part 2

A gathering where the discussion is interminable, where the agenda is forever on the horizon, and where the coffee flows like a river.

A meeting that is constantly pushed back, but never cancelled. Where the reschedule email is forever pending, and the attendees are forever on standby.

A meeting that is scheduled on the last day of the week, and where everyone is too exhausted to care. The discussion is as dry as the office coffee.

A meeting that is constantly put on hold, where everyone is waiting for someone to get off the phone. The discussion is as stagnant as a parking lot.

A meeting that goes on and on, where the discussion is a bottomless pit of tedium. The attendees are all just waiting for it to end, but it never will.

A meeting that is perpetually delayed, where the attendees are forever stuck in the same old discussion. The coffee shop is always open, but the discussion is never done.

A meeting that goes from dawn till dusk, where the attendees are trapped in a cycle of boredom. The discussion is as endless as a bad habit.

A meeting that is a meeting that is a meeting, where the attendees are all stuck in a loop of meetings. The discussion is a never-ending cycle of meetings.

A meeting that is forever on the calendar, where the attendees are all just waiting for it to end. The discussion is as dry as a desert.

A meeting that is constantly pushed back, where the attendees are all just waiting for it to be rescheduled. The discussion is as stagnant as a pond.

A meeting that is forever delayed, where the attendees are all just waiting for it to be rescheduled. But it will never be. The discussion is as endless as a bad joke.

A meeting that is constantly put on hold, where everyone is waiting for someone to get off the phone. But it will never be rescheduled. The discussion is as dead as a doornail.

A meeting that goes on and on, where the discussion is a bottomless pit of tedium. But it will never be rescheduled. The attendees are all just trapped in a never-ending cycle.