Redundant Meetngs: Ten Tips for Saying the Same Thing Ten More Times

By Charles the Curious, Prophet of Reiteration

1. 1. The Power of Repetition

   Say the same thing 10 times, with conviction!

2. 2. Use Robotic Voice Immitation

   Repeat, repeat, repeat, until they understand!

3. 3. Avoid Subject Verb Object Structure

   Make it sound like a confusing mess!

4. 4. Use All Caps

   SHOUT IT LOUD AND CLEAR!

5. 5. Make it a Question

   Aren't you tired of just saying the same old thing over and over?

6. 6. Use Abbreviations to the Point of Annoyance

   Who needs full sentences, anyway?

7. 7. Throw in some Statistics

   Numbers don't lie, except when they do!

8. 8. Use a Metaphor to Confuse

   The truth is like a box of chocolates!

9. 9. Use a Rhetorical Question

   Are you confused now?

10. 10. Make it a Quote

    Someone else said it first, so it must be true!

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