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Redundant Meetings by Charles the Curious

10 Ways to Say "Ten Ways to Say It Again" in Meetings

1. Reiterate, Reaffirm, and Reemphasize

For when the first 3 iterations just aren't enough.

2. Recap, Rehash, and Retell

Because one rehashing is never enough.

3. Revisit, Reexamine, and Reconsider

When you're not quite sure what you meant to say in the first place.

4. Reiterate, Reinstate, and Reaffirm Again

Just to be sure we're all on the same page... or not.

5. Rehash, Reiterate, and Reaffirm Once More

Because five times is the charm, right?

6. Revisit, Reexamine, and Reconsider Once More

When the first 6 iterations just don't cut it.

7. Repeat, Reaffirm, and Reiterate Some More

Just to drive the point home... and then some.

8. Rehash, Reiterate, and Reaffirm the Whole Shebang

Because who needs a clear understanding, anyway?

9. Revisit, Reexamine, and Reconsider the Fine Print

When the fine print is just too fine to read.

10. Repeat, Reaffirm, and Reiterate the Obvious

Because, honestly, it's just that obvious.